Meine Freunde,
ich bin wirklich sehr im Stress, diese ganze Sommer unseres Lebens Sache samt Der fliegende Mann Action is´ echt kein Spass, obwohl das Ganze natürlich auch welchen macht und wir sehr beschenkt sind. Gerade wenn man denkt man sei durch, kommt etwas Neues dazu, aber all das sind sicher sehr gute Zeichen in so einer Kampagne und so will ich mich wirklich nicht beschweren, sondern lediglich mit Euch teilen, dass wir im Stress sind :o).

Wenn man dann etwas gestresst schauen will, was andere so von dem Shitz halten an dem man arbeitet und - ehrlich gesagt - sowas wie "grossartig, danke" erwartet, aber dummes Geschwätz lesen muss (so ging es mir vorhin im mehr Talk Forum einer mir nahe stehenden Plattenfirma), besteht manchmal die Gefahr den Glauben an die Menschheit zu verlieren. Andererseits ist es halt nur eine bestimmte Gruppe von Menschen unter uns, die natürlich besonders auffällt. Aber man kann es nicht leugnen: Sie sind unter uns! So beruhigte es mich fast wieder ein wenig, dass ich nicht der Einzige bin, dem auffällt, dass sie unter uns sind. Hier noch ein paar Beispiele, die mich heute erreichten:

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free
to
good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true,
so
he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone
stole it.
Caution... They Walk Among Us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The number you dialled is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a
week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end
the
call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . .
They Walk Among Us!!!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving". .
They Walk Among Us!!!!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
rip
out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went
to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
plane
arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!
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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would
like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat
6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!
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Sie sind unter uns und ich fürchte sie vermehren sich ständig. Lasst Euch von ihnen nicht aus der Ruhe bringen und lasst Euch nicht assimilieren!

Mein heutiges Bild des Tages zeigt meine aktuelle Lieblingscompilation, die mir echt die heissen, stressigen Tage versüsst. Danke MITTSOMMERNACHTSTRAUM!

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