
Liebe Freunde,
wie Ihr meinem myspace Account http://www.myspace.com/mosespelham entnehmen könnt, bastele ich gerade eine Bombe. So habe ich sehr wenig Zeit und bin froh, dass ich Euch zumindest folgenden Witz, der mich gerade erreichte, erzählen kann:
The Pilot versus priest...
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ?" The guy replies, "I am CAPTAIN Azman Fadlis." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom." The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Father Joe Pires, pastor of Saint Mary's in Manila, Philippines for the last 43 years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom."
"Just a minute," says the good father, "that man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?"
"Up here ... we go by results," says Saint Peter,
"when you preached - - people slept;
when he flew - - people prayed."
Is´ für mich nicht so uninteressant, da ich ja quasi unterwegs bin.
Mein heutiges Fote des Tages erklärt sich ja von selbst und das upgedatete Radiowunschformular für "I think I like it" findet Ihr hier : http://www.rot.fm/html/radiowunsch.html
Gott ist gross
mo
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